Women give and forgive____Men get and forget...!!!!ITS OUR LIFE----!!!!

Don't say:"Oh God I have a big problem..." Say:"Hey problem I have a big God..."

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.

A child is a person who can't understand why someone would give away a perfectly good kitten.

A city is a large community where people are lonesome together.

A single death is a tragedy, a million deaths is statistics.

After I'm dead, I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.

All I ask of life is a constant and exaggerated sense of my own importance.

'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.

A bachelor is a selfish, undeserving guy who has cheated some woman out of a divorce.

A friend is someone who knows all about you and and still likes you.

A friend might well be reckoned the masterpiece of nature.

A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.

Absence extinguishes small passions and increases great ones, as the wind blows out a candle, and fans a bonfire.

All the passions make us commit faults; love makes us commit the most ridiculous ones.

As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take the course he will. He will be sure to repent.

Before you find your handsome prince, you have to kiss a lot of frogs.

Burning desire is the eternal flame.

Contention is better than loneliness.

Death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down. The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you.

Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.

Good friends stab you in the front.

Happiness: An agreeable sensation arising from contemplating the misery of another.

Hatred is toxic waste in the river of life.

Hearts are often broken when words are unspoken.

Helpmate: A wife, or bitter half.

Her kisses left something to be desired -- the rest of her.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

I'd like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he's working on now.

I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.

If you love someone, tell them. They won't be the only one glad that you did.

In the end, we will conserve only what we love. We will love only what we understand. We will understand only what we are taught.

Incompatibility: In matrimony a similarity of tastes, particularly the taste for domination.

► Play the moment ▌▌ Pause the memories ■ Stop the pain ◄◄ Rewind the happines

Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak, sometimes it just means you are strong enough to let go.